Wednesday, September 1, 2010

the beach

Whether you are 1 or 100 years old, an upcoming trip to the




beach or shore is



anxiously anticipated.



Depending on what part of the country you reside will determine



whether you call



it the beach or the shore.





In my neck of the woods,we refer to it as the beach. Doesn't



matter if it's Maine, NJ,



Va or Fl. if it has the ocean or bay...it's a beach.





With that out of the way, I would like to point a few things out.



Alot of people do not realize this, but every beach I've been to



has sand.I'm sure every beach you have visited has sand also.





One thing that grits my teeth more then sand are people who



apparently do not know this.





It is amusing watching people dust off their blankets, chairs, and



feet over and over again. They grab their children just before



they step onto the blanket with screeches of "You are going to



get sand on the blanket". Helloooo. You are at the



beach. Look around, sand is everywhere, it comes with the



territory.





Just accept the fact that you will have sand in every crevice for



your duration of your beach vacation. It will follow you to your



car..to your bed. It's a fact of life.





If you accept that, you will have a wonderful vacation.




Be a kid again. Remember reaching into the coolor and grabbing




your peanut butter sandwich with the sandiest hands of all time?



They were the best sandwiches in the world!



The rest of us who are enjoying ourselves do not want to hear



you moaning at your children about the sand.A rite of passage



is having had mounds of sand in your bathing suit bottoms.



OK now we have the sand out of the way.



Another thing we look forward to along with the sand and sea is



the sun. Looking down a beach you wouldn't think that. Look at



all the beach umbrellas. Now I do understand that folks may be a



little timid over the sun with all the hollabaloo over



skin cancer. But the Vitamin D benefits out way the risks.



But, if you aren't sure and you want your skin protected and you



rather like the pasty white look. At least put your umbrella up



correctly. Nothing like getting hit by a wayward umbrella when



you are sucking up the rays and in a deep state of



relaxation.